it's official, i'm a freak of nature. and apparently really smart

i've been having tooth pain for the last week in my upper left jaw - behind my row of teeth. this is like a 9 out of 10 - want to bash my teeth out with a hammer kind of pain. so i've been drugging myself up every several hours or so, for pure sanity's sake. and i'm checking out around there and it feels like a have another tooth coming in.
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so i called the dentist office and asked them to look at my most recent xray, because i thought i already had all my wisdom teeth in. and i never had any pulled or anything.
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they called back.... yes, according to the xray from 2004, i currently have all my wisdom teeth right here still in my little mouth. i am getting in a FIFTH wisdom tooth.
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i'll pause while you absorb that information.
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i must be a GENIUS.