boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

I've come to the conclusion that raw vegetables are DISGUSTING. i ate some carrots yesterday, and am attempting brocolli today, and i am just completely grossed out. of course i had ranch dressing! what do you take me for!? but still, just absolutely bland and feel like i'm eating thick watery cardboard, except without the fibery taste. BLEH! man, i gotta get some better pre-gym snacks. (i will concede that i enjoy both of these when properly cooked)

and, 100 million cool points to whoever knows the reference from the post title.